Funny things

clients say. Ok, so I work with elderly people one day a week and hear some interesting things sometimes. I get to hear about bowel movements and the joys of having hemorrhoids, etc. A friend of mine was at the spa getting a facial yesterday. I gave her a g/c months ago for always being there to grab my daughter off the bus when I can't. She dropped two of her boys off last night so she could go to a CCD meeting at the church. I asked her how her facial went and she said, "Oh...my...GOD! It was wonderful. If I was a lesbian I'd have to marry her!" LOL Thought that was hilarious.

I've said that one before about a hairstylist. The way she washed my hair.....lawd have mercy!

That is too funny! I was in massage school doing the medical part of the class (3rd semester) and we had to partner up to do massages on clients. We has this guy that all of the sudden in the middle of the massage moaned and screamed "Oh my god this is better then SEX!". Next thing you heard was me saying "ok and we are not going there now are we!" When I got back to the classroom all of my classmates picked on me and said they wanted my client. I told them YOU CAN HAVE HIM as I was 10 shade of red!